The district nurse phoned me just now. It's coming up to the time for my next catheter change and this time it will be her doing it, not the urology nurse, so she wanted some inforrnation. Firstly, she wanted the date of the last change, so I checked my computer diary. Then she wanted to know what size catheter is fitted. Apparently this printed on it, so I dropped my trousers to look. As I'm long sighted, even with my glasses on, I couldn't see any print, so I used a magnifying glass. Still couldn't see anything, but as I'm sitting there next to the computer with my trousers round my ankles and the phone in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other, examining the catheter, I realise this is probably the oddest phone call I've ever had.