A senior moment

I was unpacking my basket on to the conveyor belt in Tesco this morning and chatting with the woman on the checkout about the large amount of groceries I had. "I'm baking a cheesecake this weekend," I explained. And then, "Damn! I forgot the cheese!"

Fortunately, there was no-one else behind me at the checkout and she allowed me to dash up to the cheese aisle and grab a couple of packs of Philadelphia.

Afterwards, I looked at my shopping list and realised I'd copied all the ingredients from the recipe - apart from the cheese.